You always see people writing lists of things they want to do before they die, right? While I like the sentiment behind that idea, I lack the motivation to even attempt that kind of a list. My list needs to be something a little easier to handle. I decided on:
Things I Want to Do…In the Next Five Minutes
1. Reach the itchy spot on my back.
2. Stop stuffing food into my piehole…even if it is a mint chocolate Skinny Cow ice cream sandwich.
3. Stop wasting precious moments of my life (and braincells) watching crap-ola on You Tube (like this and this*) - even if it does have some redeeming stuff (like this). Oh come on…go click those…go on! And why, oh why do people feel the need to edit clips of their favorite movie stars or tv shows together and make a montage? Dude, stop it. Really. Stop it.
4. Get up to get my glasses - so I can actually see the crap on You Tube.
5. Have the mental energy available to write a real blog entry, not this.
Sorry, no can do. We homeschooled my little brain to mush today. Did you know the average person expells 1 quart of gas a day through burping and farting? Yep. It’s true. Although I think some people in my house run a little above average, if y’know what I mean. I’m just saying…
* If you do not watch this whole video, at least skip ahead to the 58 second mark.
6 responses so far ↓
1 // Mar 21, 2007 at 6:22 am
The montages? Set to music? What is UP with that? Pssshhhh.
2 // Mar 21, 2007 at 11:08 am
Yeh-my youtube pet peeve is people who make “tributes” of some of their favorite move scenes. Dude, if you love the movie so much, pay it the ultimate compliment and LEAVE IT THE HELL ALONE. Do not, however, subject the rest of the world to your version of Michael Bolton or Lumbergh from Office Space. Because, seriously? Your version is not really very good.
3 // Mar 22, 2007 at 7:43 am
Thanks for sharing the youtube pieces. A good lol in the morning is a great way to begin my day.
4 // Mar 22, 2007 at 4:12 pm
I find myself let down by the lists I make. I never complete any of them and if I do, I never do it in order. Once, however, after making a living will, I decided to make a detailed plan of how I’d like my funeral to be (not that this is a big upper.) I made a big list of demands like, “everyone should be in a comfortable chair at a little round table eating carrot cake and drinking Thai iced tea.” This list I kept and filed under, “very important documents” in our filing cabinet.
5 // Mar 23, 2007 at 4:54 am
Great. I needed an annoying song to be stuck in my head today.
You made it so.
6 // Mar 25, 2007 at 12:40 pm
I LOVED the Picard song.. soo hilarious… but what happened at 58 seconds in Hoff that I didn’t cotton on to… you mean the hip pumping?!!? eugh!!!
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