1. That if my cat…who has never ever thrown up….should one morning hack up a very large, disgusting pile of goop….A. I will find it by sleepily staggering down the hallway and stepping in it….barefoot. and B. said pile of goop will contain exactly 1 Polly pocket shirt, and one half Polly Pocket skirt, and four teal hair things.
2. That I am, as my blog title states, a freak…due to the fact that I seriously considered taking a picture of the pile of cat throw up because of its…bizzare-ness?…bizzarity?…It was weird. I just thought it should be saved for posterity. Yeah…make a scrapbook page for that.
3. That more than one person (like 3, actually) have found my blog with the search “should I wear a girdle on my job interview?” I never realized that girdle usage was such a cause of distress. I’m going to go with, no, you should not wear a girdle to your job interview…unless you are coordinating with orthopedic shoes and knee-highs. One person also arrived here through the search “girdle parade”. Hmmm. What does this person do in his/her freetime? Frightening. Hey, on the plus side, if you do, in fact Google “girdle parade” I come up in the top 5. Whoop-ee.
4. Never to eat dinner at this lady’s house.
5. Never to let this guy pet sit for me.
6. The Boy is really getting some enjoyment out of the whole photography thing….which is pretty cool. His Mamaw and Papaw even gave him his own digital camera. And the lady who cut his hair said he had a “great personality”…which was good to hear….because we have had a rough week.
4 responses so far ↓
1 // Mar 24, 2007 at 4:38 pm
It sure sounds like you’ve had a rough week… I hope next week is better for you! Have a fantastic weekend!
2 // Mar 24, 2007 at 6:32 pm
Yes, you have learned a lot this week! I stepped in dog poo once. In my socks. Because it was on the floor beneath the mail shoot. The weirdest thing was, I did not even notice it at all when I was stepping in it. About ten minutes later, after I’d finished opening the mail, I realized my sock felt sort of wet… and what was that smell???? Seeing dog poop on my sock, I retraced my steps, to find a GIANT pile on the floor!
Only an ADHD-er can step in dog poo in their socks and not notice it because their head is in the clouds!
3 // Mar 25, 2007 at 11:48 am
God, My cat does that like every day!
4 // Mar 25, 2007 at 2:59 pm
Foot in pet cack? GAH! Nasty business. So sorry.
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