Okay, so I came across this post at sweatpantsmom, and couldn’t help being sucked into playing with the Band Name Generator. Do I need a band name? Sure, I don’t play an instrument or have any talent, but that hasn’t stopped Nickelback…or Jessica Simpson…or Fergie…or Hillary Duff…..or Sean Paul…or…well, you get the idea. So you can type in a word and generate your potential band names.
Some were pretty cool. My favorites:
Slimy Mel And The Ugly Sickness
Benevolent Mel And The Creamy Fart
Mel Club And The Rabid Emu
Wasted Mel And The Nun - Ha Ha!
Some were just plain weird:
Mel Of The Perfect Onions -believe me, I’ve seen them, and um, well, not so much. Although, with a good bra….
Resentful Mel And The Second Barcode
Sexy Mel And The Wet Magnum
Snorting Mel And The Store
Mel Apple And The Olive Boy
Skintight Mel
Mel Of The Busted Crank
Mel Of The Cheerful Corn - ??????
Some were frighteningly accurate:
Cranky Mel
Sleepy Mel
Nocturnal Mel
Arguing Mel
Hungry Mel
Mel of the Asylum
And somewhere along the line, I must have done something to offend this wacky internet novelty because, well, some were just downright uncalled for:
Boring Mel - was hardly noticed
Psychotic Mel - um….
Chunky Mel - …hey!
Worthless Mel - ……now wait a minute…..
Butt-Ugly Mel - ALRIGHT! THAT’S IT! Game over!
As I soothed my self-esteem with some chocolate pudding, I realized, much to my amusement, that I could enter any word. Any word at all. Hmmmm. And so…..
Elegant Douche
Duck Of The Douche Lady
Douche Asthma
Didactic Poo
Moaning Poo And The Shadow
Shaved Poo - BWAHAHAHAHA!
Poo Arsenal
Poo Assassin
Astute Poo
Poo Jelly
Haunted Poo
Flannel Wiener
Wiener Army
Demented Wiener
Praise Of The Wiener Warrior
Temporary Wiener
What? Why are you looking at me like that? Hey, no one ever said I was mature. Come on, you know the word wiener is funny. Go on, go give it a try.
4 responses so far ↓
1 // May 11, 2007 at 12:29 pm
OMG Mel, I KNEW I shouldn’t have come up here before getting involved in my domestic goddessness in the kitchen, but I couldn’t help it. What in holy freakin’ hell is a creamy fart? Oh, wait. At least two of my boys would demo that.
Oh wait. No — the Weiner Army. Busted Crank and the Poo Arsenal….I can’t do it now, and I am so bummed, but I’m sure I’ll have to click that link tonight. The drag is I won’t be able to laugh as loud and hard as I just did.
Completely ridiculously HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2 // May 12, 2007 at 2:09 am
OK, some of that stuff is hysterical. I almost hate to do this … because I know I’ll spend waaaaaay too much time at that site … but it’s on my list of things to check out later today.
Funny stuff.
I notice you have a cat. You might enjoy my attempt to chart the many moods of my own frisky feline:
http://www.bobbarama.com/archives/11
3 // May 18, 2007 at 10:46 pm
Douche is exactly the word I would’ve reached for first. Wiener would’ve been fourth. 2nd and 3rd is a tossup between Nugget and Nozzle.
4 // May 26, 2007 at 9:13 pm
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