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Entries from July 2007

Who Wants to Be a Super Model When You Can Be a Super Role Model? Right? Right?

July 31st, 2007 · 5 Comments

The Girl is fascinated with the idea of being a supermodel. She has gotten her very limited grasp of what that entails from her 7 year old cousin. Yes, I said seven. Puke. We don’t have Bratz….I very begrudgingly allow Barbie, with the clothing highly monitored. Ask my daughter about the Three B’s. Belly, […]

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Tags: The Girl · Me

Why My Kids Are Old Farts Part 2

July 9th, 2007 · 8 Comments

This is part two of this post.
So where were we? Just rescued from the side of the freeway, right? Okay….
So I turn the key and…hooray!….we start up. We have gas!
Jubilant in This Change in Situation Mom: Woo hoo! We’re out of here! Off to get some lunch.
A Few Minutes Later, But Still Happy to Be […]

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Tags: I write Crap · things that suck big 'ol piles of crap · The Boy · The Girl · Me · freak parade

Bring on the Geritol and Prunes…..

July 9th, 2007 · 3 Comments

My kids have a knack for sucking the fun out of anything. Anything. Hanging out with my kids is like spending time with two little, grumbly old senior citizens. I don’t mean to offend any happy, good natured seniors with this comparison. I don’t mean your little blue-haired, white-sweater-with-tissue-in-the-sleeve wearing elderly. No…..I mean the ones […]

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Tags: I write Crap · things that suck big 'ol piles of crap · The Boy · The Girl · Me · freak parade

I’ll Take One Order of Failure With a Side of Disgust…

July 5th, 2007 · 17 Comments

Mark this date on the calendar…for once in my life, I have nothing to say. It has been forever since I have written here. I have so many things that I think I may possibly…..sort-of….kind-of……maybe…want to write about. But I sit here, listening to the maddening click click, click click of the ceiling fan…and I’ve […]

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