Forgive me for this Internets….
So my cat has this problem I have mentioned before. Gross, right? Yes, very. Well today, he outdid himself. Today, I found this.
Do you see it? Now what the heck is that green string doing…there…..?
Wait, is it hanging out of his butt? Why, yes it is. And why does it smell like poo…..and yet, strangely minty fresh?
Why yes, that is a turd dangling from a piece of mint flavored dental floss…..out of my cat’s butt.
Bleck. Bleh. Gah. Puke. Gag. Retch. Heave. Spew.
And it needed to be removed. Well, lucky me.
The Husband suggested just removing the poo and letting the floss, um…continue eliminating itself naturally. Fine. Agreed. I had no desire to be doing any anus flossing anyway. But when I went to do the deed…the rest of the floss came out too!!!!! Ack! Puke! Like about 10 inches! Gah.
So,yeah… didn’t you know? Anus flossing. It’s all the rage. Freaking Cat.
(Oh, the Google hits I shall receive after this. Bring on the creepies)
17 responses so far ↓
1 Kimberly // Aug 25, 2007 at 12:21 pm
Okay. I think you have crossed some sort of line here but, hell, we’ll go with it.
I have long hair and shed as much as the dogs. Every one in a while I’ll see what you’ve pictured above coming out of one of my dog’s rear end’s - but it’s my hair that’s causing the chain gang - not floss.
2 petite mommy // Aug 25, 2007 at 2:48 pm
Ok, that’s just gross. I had a cat once that ate the silver tinsel used on xmas trees.
3 Cakehead // Aug 25, 2007 at 4:11 pm
Okay, your gross post totally out did my gross post. BLECH! You know you *almost* made me feel bad for posting about Arby’s boogers? And then I come here and see. THIS? Hahaha!
I too have a cat with a poop problem. It’s disgusting. I thought cats were CLEAN creatures? Boy have they pulled the fur over our eyes.
But floss? Now that takes the cake (pun intended - sort of).
4 Max and Me // Aug 25, 2007 at 4:56 pm
oh my gosh…that is…um…that is something else! i had a friend tell me a story once about her dog eating a pair of panty hose and the interesting after result. i just love your blog. it is so minty fresh!
5 Ang // Aug 25, 2007 at 6:29 pm
Now TJ would say something like “see…this is why I dont want a cat!” So funny! Like reading the funnies in the Saturday morning paper!
6 Blog Antagonist // Aug 25, 2007 at 6:43 pm
Ohhhhhh my. Once, when I was a kid, the family cat ate a piece of red rickrack. It has been put in the garbage, and got coated with all kinds of yummy flavors I guess. Apparently, the cat fished it out and ate it. I remember my Mom having to pull it out of the cat, and just retching doing it. Ahhhhh, the joys of pet ownership.
7 JaniceNW // Aug 26, 2007 at 4:07 am
OK this was so very gross I had to laugh. Let’s just say my lizards have never done anything so disgusting.
8 kellypea // Aug 26, 2007 at 4:55 am
You didn’t pull on it, did you? They don’t like that part very much. But I’m impressed that your cat has discriminating taste. This happened to us with weeds. No mint. Just a poo ball on a weed. Brings new meaning to the term “dingleberry.” Bwah-hahahahaha!
9 Wisconsin Mommy // Aug 26, 2007 at 5:47 pm
So I found your site after googling “cat anus butt floss”…just kidding. Thanks for the visuals - I may have nightmares tonight.
10 happily anonymous // Aug 26, 2007 at 10:35 pm
You have just provided me the best reason not to be eating when surfing blogs. lol
11 Cat // Aug 27, 2007 at 3:53 pm
He must floss more than I do. You are a trooper!
12 Mamalicious // Aug 27, 2007 at 6:13 pm
Oh, ewww. And yet, that’s something I can see happening to me.
Aaaannd now I don’t know if I’ll ever again be able to use mint floss without thinking of you.
13 andi // Aug 28, 2007 at 5:01 am
Anus flossing? Ew. I hope your cat’s not on the verge of starting some new disgusting trend.
14 Thank Goodness it’s Not Wednesday // Aug 31, 2007 at 7:57 pm
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15 Raynay // Aug 31, 2007 at 9:16 pm
Nice! I had a cat that used to fish floss out of the trash all the time too. One Christmas we found a piece of tinsel hanging out of her butt. Crappy Holidays!
16 amygeekgrl (crunchy domestic goddess) // Sep 1, 2007 at 4:03 am
i have to admit to LOL reading this. better you than me!
our dog once ate some of my pantyhose and they got stuck on the way out too. jody had to do some anus flossing himself to relieve the stupid, i mean, poor dog too.
17 neenrn // Sep 11, 2007 at 5:21 am
I laffed till I cried!!!!! My cat loved dental floss too…. been there, done that!
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