The Boy and The Girl occasionally stop screeching at each other for a few moments and actually try to play together. One of the things they play is restaurant. I was invited to be a patron of their …um…lovely establishment. Take a look at the menu. Delish, no?
Don’t see it? Take a closer look….
You’ll have to get past my amazing photoshop abilities, highlighting the blue plate special there. And since we homeschool, and I am his teacher, don’t think the improper spelling of the word “turd” escaped me. Oh, no. I’m on it. Adding turd to our spelling word list immediately.
12 responses so far ↓
1 kristen // Sep 19, 2007 at 11:35 am
And let’s not overlook those prices! $80.01 for the combo plate? That is one fine restaurant, indeed.
2 Blog Antagonist // Sep 19, 2007 at 1:01 pm
Oh. My. God. I laughed so hard because that is something my boys would do. I don’t understand the fascination with bodily excreta. I thought it was only boys, but I guess it’s a universal fascination.
3 Mrs. Chicken // Sep 19, 2007 at 2:02 pm
Does the chef take requests? Can I get some turd-shrimp fajitas?
4 rachel // Sep 19, 2007 at 8:15 pm
so i’m thinking i’ll start commenting on the site instead of always just reading in my feed reader, cause that’s kinda sucky of me.
ther terd combo sounds brilliant. they are going to hate you for this when they are older. all those important moments of their childhood caught on film.
5 andi // Sep 19, 2007 at 9:43 pm
And I had to pay for my turd the last time I ordered them! I’ll be popping into Cafe Freak Parade the next time I crave them.
6 Heather // Sep 20, 2007 at 2:38 pm
BWahahahahahhaaa!
I just wet mypants!
Shrimp turds. That’s gotta be a gourmet specialty.
7 kellypea // Sep 20, 2007 at 9:56 pm
Ahhh, the refreshing opportunity to relive and remember the hilarity of younger kids in the house. “Terds” indeed. Farts, butts, and gonies were popular with mine. But they never served any of them as a blue plate special.
8 amygeekgrl (Crunchy Domestic Goddess) // Sep 21, 2007 at 2:57 am
LOL that so sounds like something my brother and i would have done as kids.
9 aimee/greeblemonkey // Sep 21, 2007 at 3:35 am
Found you through Twitter, and just had to comment as I came over to your blog that this is ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS. I seriously spat out my Diet Sprite laughing. And I am never ever showing my son, because we would absolutely have “terd” on our menus if he saw it.
10 AngelNicki // Sep 23, 2007 at 5:21 pm
Mmm-mmm! Free terds! I will have to eat at that restaurant next time I’m in town!
11 Gerri // Sep 23, 2007 at 11:45 pm
Now that there was really funny. I’m at work right now and chuckling to myself and some of the people around me are wondering what the hell I am doing.
12 the new girl // Sep 29, 2007 at 11:41 am
I love that the terds are free.
FREE!
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