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Entries from May 2008

Losing My Religion

May 31st, 2008 · 3 Comments

So The Boy walks in the room around midnight last night and says this….
The Boy: Do you want to have a bat mitzvah?
Me: Blink. Blink. Erm…..we are not Jewish. And you are not a girl.
The Boy: Pauses. Thinking it over. Shrugs. Yeah, I meant for you.
Me: Yeah…um…I…am also not Jewish.
The Boy: Bummer
Oh, of course, for […]

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Tags: the ones that are about nothing · I write Crap · The Boy · Me · freak parade

Heaven

May 30th, 2008 · 4 Comments

So today it has been exactly one year since my step-father, better known as Papaw, passed away. To celebrate his first “birthday” in heaven, The Boy and The Girl wrote a little about what they think heaven is like. Who knows…they may be right. And if reading this doesn’t make you smile, I question whether […]

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Tags: things that are cool · The Boy · The Girl