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Ugh.

June 5th, 2008 · 3 Comments

So The Girl has the stomach flu. Yes, she is sick quite a lot, thanks for noticing. She has pretty much always been a germ magnet….much to The Boy’s dismay. As usual, The Boy has evacuated the premises. Someone is throwing up? Go to Mamaw’s. Go directly to Mamaw’s. Do not pass go. Do not […]

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Tags: Gah. · Waaaaaaah! · Gee thanks · things that suck big 'ol piles of crap · The Boy · I write Crap · The Girl

It’s Like They Have Some Sort Of Radar

October 24th, 2007 · 9 Comments

So this weekend was our anniversary. Sixty Six years of wedded bliss. We’re not sure whether the fact that we both feel like it has been a whole lot longer is a good thing or not. Around here, anniversaries usually = kid free. Yeah, um…usually. This particular anniversary happened to be quite a bit too […]

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Tags: Good Lovin' · Gee thanks · Gah. · watch mel make up words · things that suck big 'ol piles of crap · I write Crap · The Husband · Me · The Girl · freak parade

For Every Action There is an Equal and Opposite Reaction

August 19th, 2007 · 10 Comments

Last week The Boy did this. Today he walked up behind me, poked at my upper arm, and declared in a tone that oddly conveyed both awe and nonchalance, “Your arm is fat.” Remind me why we teach kids to talk again.

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Tags: Gee thanks · I write Crap · The Boy · Me · freak parade