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Ahem….

April 3rd, 2008 · 15 Comments

Um, yeah. So, hi! Long time no blog. I didn’t die or anything dramatic like that. Just took a bit of a hiatus. I’m not entirely sure what prompted it. I took a bit of time off after my entry about getting older was quoted on another blog and picked apart by a bunch of […]

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Tags: Gah. · the ones that are about nothing · I write Crap · Me · blogging · freak parade · homeschool

I Found Something Disturbing on My Desk…..

December 27th, 2007 · 3 Comments

Apparently, this is how The Girl plays Barbie.

Look at Wendy Waters watching in the background. Creepy.

Okay, aside from the fact that Barbie is on the john….is that the ugliest outfit you have ever seen or what? It’s like some kind of 80’s flight attendant outfit.

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Tags: the ones that are about nothing · Gah. · I write Crap · The Girl · freak parade

Eight Days. Eight days? Eight Days!?!?!

December 17th, 2007 · 12 Comments

Okay, so I know I said I would update on Mondays…and it’s Monday….but I’ve been doing this…..

And this….

And about a bajillion of these….

I do have several things I want to get written. The results of The Great Debate with pictures, some things about homeschooling and Asperger’s Syndrome, and the awful thing I did to The […]

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Tags: watch mel suck at blogging · the ones that are about nothing · I write Crap · blogging

The Cop Out Featuring Some Shady Math

December 11th, 2007 · 17 Comments

Kellypea from Kellementology, ever the optimist, tagged me for another meme. Even though I only complete every third one or so, she keeps thinking of me. Gotta’ love that. So I figured it was about time I actually completed one. This one seemed like an easy one…then I got started and realized that eight things […]

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Tags: the ones that are about nothing · I write Crap · meme...me...me...me · blogging

Dear Santa…

November 29th, 2007 · 13 Comments

Dear Santa:
I have been very good, sort-of good, decent, passable this year. With that said, I’m not asking for much this year, but there are a few things I’d really like……
This year, I want to take every opportunity to enjoy the holidays.
I want to watch corny movies.
I want to build memories with my kids.
I want […]

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Sappy Holidays

November 25th, 2007 · 10 Comments

Thanksgiving is over. I have stuffed myself with good food…and restuffed (and restuffed, and restuffed) myself with leftovers. As the calendar gets ready to flip to December, I am busying myself…by programming my DVR to record all varieties of cheesy Christmas movies. Don’t ask me why, but I am a sucker for the mushy, fluff […]

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Tapped Out

November 15th, 2007 · 11 Comments

Yeah, so I thought I’d keep from clogging up your feedreader by doing the opposite of NaBloPoMo. Forget that posting everyday in November business…I’m a rebel…..I’m not going to post, like…ever. No, really, I just haven’t been feeling it, I guess. Too tired. Too uninspired. Too something. I haven’t even been able to scrape […]

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Tags: the ones that are about nothing · watch mel suck at blogging · Gah. · I write Crap · Me · blogging

The Great Debate

November 3rd, 2007 · 30 Comments

The Issue:
As long as kids have had rooms, a battle has been raging. Parents versus kids. Parents want kids’ rooms to be clean (or at least not a health hazard). Kids want the right to keep their space how they want it (to wallow in their own filth). Will a peace treaty ever be […]

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Happenings

October 30th, 2007 · 9 Comments

The fire is still burning about four miles over the hills behind my house. It is 65% contained and looking better every day. It hardly smells like smoke at all…and we actually saw white, fluffy clouds today! The winds are supposed to pick back up on Friday, so we’re hoping it is fully contained before […]

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Tags: Gah. · the ones that are about nothing · I write Crap · The Boy · The Husband · freak parade

It’s Like They Have Some Sort Of Radar

October 24th, 2007 · 9 Comments

So this weekend was our anniversary. Sixty Six years of wedded bliss. We’re not sure whether the fact that we both feel like it has been a whole lot longer is a good thing or not. Around here, anniversaries usually = kid free. Yeah, um…usually. This particular anniversary happened to be quite a bit too […]

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