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Driblets

August 22nd, 2007 · 7 Comments

My kids have joined forces in chipping away at any glimmer of hope I may have that my new exercise and healthy eating program is having any effect. Aside from what The Boy said the other day, The Girl has added her own little knife jab in my (apparently, still flabby) side. While rummaging […]

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For Every Action There is an Equal and Opposite Reaction

August 19th, 2007 · 10 Comments

Last week The Boy did this. Today he walked up behind me, poked at my upper arm, and declared in a tone that oddly conveyed both awe and nonchalance, “Your arm is fat.” Remind me why we teach kids to talk again.

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This Blog Entry Sponsored By Necco Wafers

August 14th, 2007 · 11 Comments

So after three long days, I am back on a plane to California. This return trip is going to take a bit longer than the trip out. I have a 2 and a half hour lay over in Phoenix. My flight from PA was 30 minutes behind schedule. Here is a fun fact for you…did […]

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So Like…Um…Yeah…

August 10th, 2007 · 3 Comments

Well, I have officially declared this The Summer of The Suck. In a few hours, I will be boarding a plane bound for Western Pennsylvania. Vacation, you ask? Oh, no. My aunt passed away unexpectedly yesterday, and her funeral is tomorrow morning. So…yeah. Now I know these things usually happen in threes (I worked at […]

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Sleep Deprivation and Server Errors

August 4th, 2007 · 8 Comments

I have been working on moving my blog to my own domain for about three days now. Since my knowledge about such things is…oh, well…zero….it has been a challenge. I think I have it down to trying to figure out how to change the header of the theme I have chosen to my own custom […]

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Why My Kids Are Old Farts Part 2

July 9th, 2007 · 8 Comments

This is part two of this post.
So where were we? Just rescued from the side of the freeway, right? Okay….
So I turn the key and…hooray!….we start up. We have gas!
Jubilant in This Change in Situation Mom: Woo hoo! We’re out of here! Off to get some lunch.
A Few Minutes Later, But Still Happy to Be […]

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Bring on the Geritol and Prunes…..

July 9th, 2007 · 3 Comments

My kids have a knack for sucking the fun out of anything. Anything. Hanging out with my kids is like spending time with two little, grumbly old senior citizens. I don’t mean to offend any happy, good natured seniors with this comparison. I don’t mean your little blue-haired, white-sweater-with-tissue-in-the-sleeve wearing elderly. No…..I mean the ones […]

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I’ll Take One Order of Failure With a Side of Disgust…

July 5th, 2007 · 17 Comments

Mark this date on the calendar…for once in my life, I have nothing to say. It has been forever since I have written here. I have so many things that I think I may possibly…..sort-of….kind-of……maybe…want to write about. But I sit here, listening to the maddening click click, click click of the ceiling fan…and I’ve […]

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I’m Feeling Quick and Easy

June 18th, 2007 · 11 Comments

I’m going to post some pictures instead of actually writing something. What? What did you think I meant? Sheesh. During my hiatus, The Girl had a birthday. She is four, going on fourteen.
The Girl and two friends painted at a ceramics place and then went to the salon for hair and nail beautification…

Then there […]

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Interrogated by The Nello

May 24th, 2007 · 8 Comments

So I was in the right place at the right time, and was the first to take Kelly, from Diary of the Nello, up on the offer to be interviewed. She wanted to ask someone some questions….I like talking about myself….so here we are. Thanks, Kelly. It was fun.
1. How much are you LOVING […]

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