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Entries Tagged as 'things that suck big 'ol piles of crap'

Time Marches On….&*^#%@$!

February 10th, 2008 · 21 Comments

Reaching yet another birthday and living to tell the tale has caused me to do some thinking. Pretty much since the age of 18, I have had nothing but contempt for the process of getting older. The weight gain, the wrinkles, the responsibility, the complete un-coolness that comes along with it. Why on earth […]

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Tags: Gah. · Waaaaaaah! · things that suck big 'ol piles of crap · The Boy · The Girl · Me

Love Thursday with Bonus Trip to the ER

January 31st, 2008 · 20 Comments

Why did I choose this picture for Love Thursday? Scroll on down.

This picture of The Girl is my submission for Love Thursday at Shutter Sisters. I had planned on using a completely different photo. I spent about an hour today trying to get that picture just how I wanted it. I took my […]

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Tags: Love Thursday · watch mel try to be serious · Gah. · things that suck big 'ol piles of crap · The Girl

Still Burning

October 26th, 2007 · 9 Comments

So the closest fire to us is about 15 miles away, but this is what the sun looked like at 4:00 in the afternoon Wednesday. The gray blob? Not clouds. Smoke. But the oppressive, eye burning smell of smoke had faded a bit, and the winds had died down.
We went on a field trip to […]

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Tags: watch mel try to be serious · things that suck big 'ol piles of crap

It’s Like They Have Some Sort Of Radar

October 24th, 2007 · 9 Comments

So this weekend was our anniversary. Sixty Six years of wedded bliss. We’re not sure whether the fact that we both feel like it has been a whole lot longer is a good thing or not. Around here, anniversaries usually = kid free. Yeah, um…usually. This particular anniversary happened to be quite a bit too […]

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Tags: Good Lovin' · Gee thanks · Gah. · watch mel make up words · things that suck big 'ol piles of crap · I write Crap · The Husband · Me · The Girl · freak parade

The One That Just Narrowly Escaped the Delete Button

October 16th, 2007 · 28 Comments

I am so frustrated with myself right now. I can’t seem to get a handle on anything. My house is a disaster…and I don’t just mean the clutter of kids’ toys. No, really. You should see my bathroom. And the laundry. Oh, the piles of laundry. Clean. Not clean. Just piles. I have hours of […]

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Tags: things that suck big 'ol piles of crap · I write Crap · Me

Keeping Our Kids Safe. Take a Minute to Read

October 4th, 2007 · 21 Comments

I’ve been having a hard time with the Internet lately, friends. My inbox has been crammed full of spam, somehow eluding my filter…while real mail gets marked spam. The real kicker is that some of the spam is coming from email addresses from my own website. My business site has been hacked…then I read this…..and […]

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Tags: Gah. · things that suck big 'ol piles of crap · blogging

Now I’m Thinking Roundhouse Kick to The Spleen

September 26th, 2007 · 16 Comments

So blogging has brought me into contact with all sorts of genuinely good and awesome people. In my writing about The Boy, I have been buoyed up by the kind and encouraging comments of people I have never met. So what I want to know is…where the hell are all you people in real life? […]

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Tags: Gah. · Okay then Lamey McLamerson · asperger's · things that suck big 'ol piles of crap · The Boy · meme...me...me...me · blogging

The One With the Hobos, the Boat, and the Pot

August 29th, 2007 · 4 Comments

So I made it through the weekend. About time, huh, since it’s, like, Wednesday already. We went on Sunday to do the sprinkling ash dispersement. I got my sorry behind on the boat and didn’t even puke. Not even once. Oh yeah, did I mention I’m not so much a liker of anything boat or […]

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Tags: things that suck big 'ol piles of crap · Me · freak parade

After Every Meal….

August 25th, 2007 · 17 Comments

Forgive me for this Internets….
So my cat has this problem I have mentioned before. Gross, right? Yes, very. Well today, he outdid himself. Today, I found this.

Do you see it? Now what the heck is that green string doing…there…..?
Wait, is it hanging out of his butt? Why, yes it is. And why does it […]

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Tags: Gah. · things that suck big 'ol piles of crap · The Cats · freak parade

Come, Peer Into My Anxieties

August 23rd, 2007 · 7 Comments

All that has been happening lately has forced me to look a subject that I don’t particularly care for straight in the face. And when I say “don’t particularly care for” I, of course, mean it scares the heck out of me. Freaks me the hell out. Yes, death is one of those things that […]

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Tags: things that suck big 'ol piles of crap · Me · Stuff from the old blog