So I made it through the weekend. About time, huh, since it’s, like, Wednesday already. We went on Sunday to do the sprinkling ash dispersement. I got my sorry behind on the boat and didn’t even puke. Not even once. Oh yeah, did I mention I’m not so much a liker of anything boat or […]
Entries Tagged as 'things that suck big 'ol piles of crap'
The One With the Hobos, the Boat, and the Pot
August 29th, 2007 · 4 Comments
Tags: things that suck big 'ol piles of crap · Me · freak parade
After Every Meal….
August 25th, 2007 · 17 Comments
Forgive me for this Internets….
So my cat has this problem I have mentioned before. Gross, right? Yes, very. Well today, he outdid himself. Today, I found this.
Do you see it? Now what the heck is that green string doing…there…..?
Wait, is it hanging out of his butt? Why, yes it is. And why does it […]
Tags: Gah. · things that suck big 'ol piles of crap · The Cats · freak parade
Come, Peer Into My Anxieties
August 23rd, 2007 · 7 Comments
All that has been happening lately has forced me to look a subject that I don’t particularly care for straight in the face. And when I say “don’t particularly care for” I, of course, mean it scares the heck out of me. Freaks me the hell out. Yes, death is one of those things that […]
Tags: things that suck big 'ol piles of crap · Me · Stuff from the old blog
Moving On and Fading Away
August 11th, 2007 · 4 Comments
The saying says “everything old is new again”, but what happens if you actually like it just fine the way it is… you know, old? Right now I am on the plane to Pennsylvania to attend the funeral service for my aunt. I have no desire to be making this trip. At all. I was […]
Tags: things that suck big 'ol piles of crap · Me
So Like…Um…Yeah…
August 10th, 2007 · 3 Comments
Well, I have officially declared this The Summer of The Suck. In a few hours, I will be boarding a plane bound for Western Pennsylvania. Vacation, you ask? Oh, no. My aunt passed away unexpectedly yesterday, and her funeral is tomorrow morning. So…yeah. Now I know these things usually happen in threes (I worked at […]
Tags: things that suck big 'ol piles of crap · I write Crap · Me · blogging
Sleep Deprivation and Server Errors
August 4th, 2007 · 8 Comments
I have been working on moving my blog to my own domain for about three days now. Since my knowledge about such things is…oh, well…zero….it has been a challenge. I think I have it down to trying to figure out how to change the header of the theme I have chosen to my own custom […]
Tags: things that suck big 'ol piles of crap · I write Crap · The Boy · freak parade · blogging
Why My Kids Are Old Farts Part 2
July 9th, 2007 · 8 Comments
This is part two of this post.
So where were we? Just rescued from the side of the freeway, right? Okay….
So I turn the key and…hooray!….we start up. We have gas!
Jubilant in This Change in Situation Mom: Woo hoo! We’re out of here! Off to get some lunch.
A Few Minutes Later, But Still Happy to Be […]
Tags: I write Crap · things that suck big 'ol piles of crap · The Boy · The Girl · Me · freak parade
Bring on the Geritol and Prunes…..
July 9th, 2007 · 3 Comments
My kids have a knack for sucking the fun out of anything. Anything. Hanging out with my kids is like spending time with two little, grumbly old senior citizens. I don’t mean to offend any happy, good natured seniors with this comparison. I don’t mean your little blue-haired, white-sweater-with-tissue-in-the-sleeve wearing elderly. No…..I mean the ones […]
Tags: I write Crap · things that suck big 'ol piles of crap · The Boy · The Girl · Me · freak parade
I’ll Take One Order of Failure With a Side of Disgust…
July 5th, 2007 · 17 Comments
Mark this date on the calendar…for once in my life, I have nothing to say. It has been forever since I have written here. I have so many things that I think I may possibly…..sort-of….kind-of……maybe…want to write about. But I sit here, listening to the maddening click click, click click of the ceiling fan…and I’ve […]
Tags: things that suck big 'ol piles of crap · I write Crap · Me · blogging
Insert Title That Doesn’t Foreshadow More Depressing Content Here
June 20th, 2007 · 10 Comments
Another day with no writing. Well, some writing did happen here tonight…The Boy and The Girl wrote their memories of their Papaw for the memorial service on Sunday. If there is anything less fun than typing a eulogy written by your four year old daughter, I can’t think of what that would be. The Boy […]
Tags: things that suck big 'ol piles of crap · The Boy · The Girl











